sounds to me like your league is ripe for a DISRUPT

so close to becoming an asshole

Another video with a great “YEAHHHH - awww.” https://twitter.com/AnthonyRothman/status/956724896641568774

Almost makes you wonder who the real “Cameron Crazies” are.

What is this?

Lue: “Come on, you have nothing to fear but sphere itself”

Apparently he visited South Beach and realized that he hates sand.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Michael Beasley is exhibit A for why marijuana use is a bad idea. Supremely talented, but easily distracted and frequently a step behind where he needs to be. I think if he could have stayed off of weed, he could be someone we might argue about Hall of Fame credentials instead of someone we talk about as mystifying…

It’s even more enjoyable with music:

Eli’s revenge: going on an absolutely scorching hot streak to end the season and fucking the Giants out of a high draft pick.

What about that fan who was shoved out of that FSU press conference? Feeling pretty vindicated today, eh?

From the best Simpsons episode ever.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

“So by issues to make communities better, you mean teams not draining municipal, county and state budgets in extortionate stadium schemes?”

“Why won’t you sign Colin Kaepernick?”