I highly doubt the Ravens would ever blame a player’s significant other for anything

I first became acquainted with how talented she is when ESPN started having her as a color commentator on big east games. She was so much better than random ex coach number 145 in terms of both insight and enthusiasm it was a revelation and made me appreciate some of the intricacies of the game more

Add their pizza and you’re risking trials in the Hague.

Replacing your top guy with a total amateur is now the thing that America does with its most important jobs.

And by that you mean, status of ‘old white man’?

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

Oh god, so much #Bossbabe talk on my facebook by these “business owners.” I can’t handle it.

Thank you. Bring back lime.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

(Looks at standings to see no other 4-13 teams)