But is sauteed the worst kind of ass preparation? I don’t know. I’d have to go with boiled ass, followed closely behind lightly fried ass.

Isn’t this exactly what Missouri did to lock up Michael Porter, Jr? Now that he’s declared for the draft, I’m sure Mizzou will happily extend his dad’s contract as an Assistant Coach!

For the lawyers out there: couldn’t she use the fact that the NFLN fired all the men she accused as evidence that her claims are not frivolous?

Dad?

But I sure as fuck bet all these high-and-mighty representatives were the first to argue that when the Bundy clan seized a federally-owned wildlife refuge, they were just exercising their right to free speech. Sweet Jesus on a Triscuit.

Wait, so is nobody going to talk about the thing getting ready to attack Jeremy Lin’s head? Run, Jer, run!

How great would it be if the Dolphins and Bucs both agreed to bench all their starters for this game, as if they were all on a Bye week after all? Send a big F U to the League for not giving a damn about player health and recovery.

Can you recommend a specific VPN for those of us that now plan on getting one?

Introduces the topic of Republicans, gets a response about Republicans, expresses incredulity that someone would dare to bring up Republicans. Well played, sir. Well played.