You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Fucking hell im a Syracuse fan and I don’t even want to meet the Syracuse football team. Get some better dreams fake-a-wish kid.

I agree with Michigan State on this one because the NCAA says nothing about lots of things—the NCAA has an extremely high-tolerance policy for things such as child molestation, murder, and war crimes and things of that nature.

Really? Whiny? Because he’s talking about the very real obstacles he faced as a Muslim, an Arab, and an African? He could have played for France, but chose to represent his country instead. I find that admirable. Maybe it’s whiny because you don’t want to hear about it. Or it doesn’t fit into your reality. But my guy,…

If all the top high school players started doing it im sure the g league could get a decent tv deal. Imagine how many people would hate watch lamelo ball?

Can’t get trashed by Boeheim for leaving Syracuse early if you never play for him.

We’ve decided to form a union here at Onion Inc

Texans Sign Brandon Weeden Because They Learned Nothing and realize that the majority of their fan base is also racist and upsetting the cows in the feed lot would be unsound business.

Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

He actually said everything he wanted to in the first three minutes, but had to stretch it so all the sponsors got screen time.

“Five cheeses?! Look at Mr. Queen of England ova here! You get one pack of Kraft singles and an old sock that you let sit in a box of Bisquick to thicken it up. Anything more and you just wastin’ cheese and time.”
- Jim Tomsula

Goddammit, I miss Phil!

If they offer that jersey in Mutombo I will fuck anyone except Mutombo for it.

The Good Place, on NBC. (Season 1 on Netflix) Just a great show. The above character is a dirtbag from Jacksonville who has an irrational love of Bortles and all things Jaguars. It’s one of the best sitcoms in years but if I tell you more than that I’ll spoil it for you.

Hahahahahahhaahahaha. No, he’s white, silly.

The guy was using his OSU fanhood to show how he’s followed Shazier’s career from high school til now and was sad to see one of the “good guys” get hurt like this (a relevant point, as the article is about Shazier), and you decide to turn it around to talk shit about their football team not making the playoff (not…

Yeah, weird how explaining that since I went to the same college as him, I’ve heard more stories about how good of a guy he is, and it makes it harder to hear this news.

This video just broke me. As an Ohio State fan who has seen Shazier progress from college to the pros, it breaks my heart to see this genuinely good guy barely be able to stand because of his profession. Honestly, the most upsetting part of the video is how upbeat and okay he seems, because it just reinforces how…

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.