tommywiseaufivehead
tommywiseaufivehead
tommywiseaufivehead

Here come the waterworks:

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

“That’s probably a little bit unheard of and a little bit unique, but I think this is a place where that would be appreciated.”

These owners really need to stick to sports.

I dunno, I mean it worked out OK for Keaunau Reeves....uh.... Shane Falco....

Skins Skin Head Hog’s Head, Find Beef

Sino wave generator.

Joule thief!

Yup, these are my read receipts.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all

“Assaulting women is good actually” is both not a take I thought I’d see today and yet not surprising at the same time

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Paid man gets bored, apparently.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

Cardboard man gets paid?

you try keeping down a St. Louis style pizza

Tie goes to the catcher. 

Endler was wiggin’ out this game. Her play buggered comprehension at times. Though also the U.S. offense seemed to peter out.

The Lakers announced they have also acquired Isaac Hempstead Wright, and are pursuing Kevin Love and Brook Lopez for a starting five of Bron, Bran, Brow, Bruin, and Bro.