USWNT better watch out the next time they have to face Madison Bumgarner.

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

What was I doing in your office bathroom mirror?

Eh. I appreciate to outsiders that the Raps winning over a depleted Warriors team may not be to everyone’s liking but I don’t think it would matter much in the grand scheme of things. Especially when the Warriors losing Thompson basically just knocks them down to what every other team in the league looks like.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

This is one of the most unintentionally funny articles I’ve ever read on here. I can’t even tell if it’s a parody or not. If it is, it’s great. If it’s not, it’s even better.

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

I only have one condition about my man’s balls and it is Be Smaller Than Dinosaur Eggs Please.

Can’t believe Eaton passed up a perfectly good opportunity to say, “I don’t need to pay off my mortgage, since I’m living rent free in your head.” What kind of fucking baby-beefers are these?!
Also, Barry’s mortgage talk is some prime dad content and I’m here for it.

Only edged out by 11foot8. 

Thank you. I’m pretty baffled at the thousand “I’m so smart for knowing she would turn heel, everyone else is an idiot for being surprised comments.” The backlash has really very clearly been against the execution of her villainous turn, not the fact of it happening. It’s mind-blowing to see the contrarians so…

Maybe, but its the build up that justifies ends.

lmao ok.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

Based on the quality of the episode's dialogue, I think they actually brought him in for a guest writing spot

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

Apparently the Cavs owe Lue $10 mil as part of his buyout, which one report made it sound like gets waived if he gets another job.  That’s a pretty good reason to not get one. 

“because my wife”

You mean, Mommy Shark....doo doo doo doo doo doo