Username is accurate.

I read Belichick’s lines in Tim Allen’s voice.  

Can we all agree the most disturbing item from this piece is workers presumably doing coke off port-a-potty toilet seats?

Amen. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

In the “This is an Own” vein, I would contribute $5 of my hard-earned money to fund the trade that involves sending Lonzo Ball away from Los Angeles to Toronto.

My favorite part was, after he signed that amendment, someone with the Magic & NBA had the brilliant decision to sell this shirt (which to this day, I still regret not buying).