Um, and not continue hos music career? You obviously havent had the joy of listening to "Angelic 2 the Core," surely one of the greatest double albums of all time (and my daughter's favorite gag gift this past Christmas).

“Now I have to be firm about this, my contract has a no nudity clause, but I will do sex scenes if they’re tasteful.”

Portal is a pretty hilarious game.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

Also, I appreciate that this act of defiance allowed me to read that article about the woman shitting on the floor at a Tim Horton’s, which has the single greatest kinja comment in the history of the site.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

Free Solo was a movie that made my palms sweat.

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I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

There’s truth to all rumors.

“So, I think the moral of the story is, everyone needs to buy an Alfa Giulia.”

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

Missing on the pick is bad, but falling victim to the sunk cost fallacy and holding onto a player that didn’t earn a spot is worse. Let me tell you a story about the 49ers and the butterfly that cost Kap, Aldon Smith, and Jim Harbaugh’s NFL jobs, and two of Michael Crabtree’s chains.

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

It’s too bad his NBA career appears to have ended, but he should be able to have a long, productive run in the CBA. The few weeks at the peak of Linsanity was one of the most fun stretches of NBA fandom of the last decade...it seemed then like he could be a real star. 

“Tsitsipas did earn his second time violation, which came with a point penalty”

Those fans booing gave Andrew the truth - that players like him are only meat sacks that throw footballs when they’re good and playing for your team, then they’re nobodies. If anything, they reinforced his decision. I’m happy for him.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

Every now and then Verlander gets a little bit closer to patching their relationship, but every now and then he falls apart too.

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.