Jesus fuck. It’s a Taylor Swift video. This reminds me of the South Park episode where everyone was clenching their assholes about “The Poop That Took a Pee”. Can it not just be the dumb thing that it is?

Easy on those pearls! Clutch them too hard and you might damage them.

go fuck yourself cyrus

They visit for news on transportation, people getting gouged in the eye, and the potential of it happening in tens of millions of other cars is pretty damn germane to the topics covered on this website.

It’s a public government hearing, how could this be seen as inappropriate?

Well, fuck. Hopefully the real wreck goes better.

My sources say Goodell laughed at all Kraft’s jokes and kept playing with his hair...a definite sign!

Peter King would have broke this first but he was too busy sitting in the corner masturbating.

Attractive Woman #26,870 and 26,871 in the celebrity-industrial complex

Okay, who were those two ladies at the beginning, and why do they look like they just got done swimming.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

I have a simple solution; don’t do stupid shit that will get you sent to prison for 12 years...

I don’t see hideous polo anywhere so you can probably scratch Drew off as a suspect.

Wow, it’s like a vision of what Darren Rovell would be like if he were competent. Good stuff.

For the record, you don’t have to perform naked. You can perform fully clothed and show emotional vulnerability. It’s pretty clear Jezebel didn’t research this thoroughly.

Which kind of makes me think this student doing this may be a good thing. Reading between the lines, the mom sounds to be a bit of a busy body. Might be a freeing experience for her.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure the “no one was ever informed of this final project or the nudity involved until last Thursday” refers only to the mother voicing the complaint.

The helicopter mom has landed. ;)

I hope the Pats and their fans can sleep at night with you not recognizing their SB win

more like roger badell.