I could barely read it at all. Run on sentences, strange syntax, too much trying to be cool.

Yes, this was as long as I would expect a complaint to go for a wine snob.

This is the longest “WAHHHHHHHHHH” I’ve ever read.

I think that you probably just did more to reinforce why people think 'snobby' wine people are insufferable, than you did to refute it.

When they stop being entertaining, which will be never.

Jesus dude, you really need to lighten up.

Sure it is, but it’s still funny.

When they stop being funny. So never.

WHEN BAHSTAN SPAHTS FANS STAWP COMPLAININ ABOWT TAHM BRADY AND HIS DEFLATED FOOTBAHS SO PRAHBABLY NEVAH

When are complaints about unoriginal post content going to stop? It’s so unoriginal at this point. You people are becoming the Phonetically Written Boston Accent guys.

They will always be funny. Lack of originality doesn’t change that.

Nothing’s as bad as their actual name, Under Armour. Fuck that’s stupid.

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I think they should have let him keep the bat. I mean...........that was incredible!

How do you not let that guy keep the bat? Come on, man.

We don’t know if he was handcuffed for his protection or actually arrested. It’s just newscaster sensationalism.

Sorta a lousy joke.