I’m sorry you’re so butthurt.

So you’re just a whiner. Shame. At least if you were from Boston, you’d have an excuse. What a bummer for you.

COME ONE, COME ALL! SEE THE BUTTHURT BOSTON SPORTS FAN!

If they nuke Boston, ALL the balls will be deflated.

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

“...you cannot wear the same ratty running shoes to everything.”

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This detail makes me sorta want to get ridiculously stoned and go to a Taylor Swift concert.

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW JASON GET THAT RICE KID ON THE NEXT PLANE TO DALLAS

Will there be a True Crime: Streets of LA mode where you have to run down and arrest FIFA execs?

I remember being dragged to the first one. I knew I was out in the first five minutes when they said these vampires are vegetarians because they only attack animals and not people.

Because Twilight was awful and the CGI in those movies set the industry back about 30 years.

Meh. I mean, attractive, but college campuses are lousy with girls who look like that.

Yeah, it doesn’t make it less horrifying, but I kind of assumed this shit was happening.

If all cops were crazy people willing to take the suicidal step of standing in front of a moving vehicle, you’d have a point.

This. I think the video knows exactly what it’s supposed to be and what it is. It’s people like the author of this article who are confused and that’s their own doing.

Google “Something Awful Katrina Donations PayPal” for a fun tale of Paypal’s shiftiness.

Toughen the fuck up, for shit’s sake.

+1 instance of not complying fully with the investigation