My local juggernaut Indian casino is charging $25! cover to get in and watch the fight. I think hold about 1,500 in their showroom where they are televising the fight.

The $32 figure also presumes the bar owner gives a shit about fire code limits. They seem ridiculously low, and routinely ignored, around here.

I worked at a bar that was sued by Don King back in the ‘90s. They showed a random PPV fight on an otherwise slow night the off chance that it would drum up some business and they didn’t even promote it but they were charging a $5 cover. Don King took them for $50K.

I mean, I guess it’s better than a photo of him celebrating his other crime.

He’s just used to having extra O’s at the end of things where they shouldn’t belong.

Probably has something to do with all that scotch he’s throwing back during the breaks to take the edge of all the boos.

They’ve literally Mariota’s name in the media thousands of times. How, as the commissioner of the most popular professional sport in the country, do you completely miss on pronouncing his name, like you’ve never seen it before?

Protecting those weaker than you, rather than beating the shit out of them, would be nice too.

Hasn’t Deadspin been ripping ESPN all week for their in-depth coverage of an all-around disgusting person and serial woman beater?? And here in a god-knows-how-many-words profile we get nothing! GO JOURNALISM!

Not one girlfriend has beat him yet.

Nah, I’m sure plenty of other guys will step up to beat the women in their lives.

No, there are still all kinds of assholes that think it’s okay to assault women.

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

It’s really a shame when you consider what that Pizza Boli’s normally looks like 4 hours before an O’s game at Camden Yards:

It’d be nice if they would, but they won’t. These outrage-fetishizing asshats make it embarrassing to be a liberal. Reading the comment threads here lately have been like watching Fox News through a fun house mirror.

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

Stephen A. Smith: Grow up.

#FreeCariChampion

I don’t think this was a protest so much as a misunderstanding. Slaughter didn’t know any better and thought his helmet was appropriate since UAB has never graduated a player.