You know you’ve been on the GM boards too long when the first thing you think of is HamNo. #hotelkinja

Deadspin has been gay for a while, bro.

When asked what would happen when the Raiders scored the designers commented that the question never really crossed their minds.

It’s a good thing this guy could channel his issues into athletics. Otherwise there’s no way he wouldn’t have become a serial killer.

I don’t see it

I could imagine Harbaughs wife is a lot like the wife of Dale’s brother in “Step Brothers.” Like if somebody punched Harbaugh in the face, she would get excited.

“you can watch them run around and play with each other and their new treasures.” This would be great if you had a relationship with these kids besides just watching them. I’m sure their parents would love to make them that happy and give them all those beautiful trinkets. Are you really that much more important that…

I don’t give money to any beggers. Period. You all probably hate me now, but I prefer to donate directly to reputable organizations.

That color...looks vaguely familiar...

What the fuck is up with the Fisher-Price my first website logo?

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I think there’s doubt, but it’s not particularly reasonable doubt. Sometimes circumstantial evidence can be pretty definitive.

Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

It wasn’t just the Yankees brass that did this. It was every holier than thou sports reporter / commentator who gave him repeated beat downs and took every shot they could at a guy when he was admittedly at his lowest point. It would be awesome to see fans actually take control of the narrative here for once, in that…

I agree completely with your sentiment, but I think Bud got that train rolling before the Brothers Steinbrenner.

This is how Drew gets down at Club Applebee’s

My favorite part was when the woman he beat said “congratulations” and he responded back... “congratulations”. Like when the guy tearing your movie ticket tells you to enjoy the show and the only response you can muster is “you too”.

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television