Last one is kindof redundant. You already listed Hell.

Can we move the Cardinals out of St. Louis too? Some suggested landing spots:

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

This dog finally ended the great debate: is Meg White a worse drummer tha a goddam golden retriever? (resolved: aye)

When yo girl give you that good head.

How does #BlacklivesMatter and being Pro Hernandez equal? Hernandez did take a black man's life you know?

Have you stopped beating your wife?

Of course Deadspin has varying biases (which they're very open and upfront about), but I don't know how the fuck you're reading a pro-Hernandez bias from this.

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

THIS is how you get ungrey-ed.

+1 faggot who's got his own jet airplane

most underrated comment on this story.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

If he has superior android strength, why couldn't Data just have broken down the door?

I always got the sense that shower sex is something people talk about a lot rather than actually doing it. The logistics are just a pain.

I am so sick of this argument.

I honestly feel like people who complain about the vertical filming are just below the grammar Nazis in terms of being annoying. They filmed vertically. Get over it. Don't like it? Don't do it yourself. But why openly bitch about it in the comment section of a shit site? I just don't get it.

If someone hands you a little piece of magic like this, what exactly is there to complain about? All the relevant action was captured perfectly. Just watch it and be happy or shut the fuck up and move on.