I hope they don't fire him quickly. I want Tomsula as a head coach for as long as possible.

Over under on weeks Tomsula doesn't make Fire This Asshole 0.5

You design it for two, so that when one team moves you still have the threat of moving to LA for the other 31 teams. Need that ace in the hole to steal money from other cities.

Ain't no party like an AP party cause an AP party is for a guy who beat the crap out of his children and despite this still might have a job with an NFL team this coming season.

Those of you who believe the urban legend that most NFL football players go broke less than three years after retirement should feel really stupid right now. Clearly AP is making some wonderful decisions with money that would otherwise be wasting away in his 401k.

The guy ringside wasn't EMS or a doctor, he was Mr Bout it Bout it himself.

shouldnt you be checking the mail for your latest rohypnol order?

Stick to the incessant Doooooooooook water-carrying and get the fuck out of this comment section.

So did Paterno.

I always think that! My husband is insulted when asshats like this say this kind of thing. He feels insulted and pissed off that other men think like this, and then say "we all do it." No, dudebro, all men do not do it. You're an asshole, and your fellow menfolk are starting to get sick of your ignorant shit.

It's equally fucked up that he thinks all men behave this way.

Dude...

I don't think satire means what fratbro thinks it means.

I don't see how premeditation comes into this. Even if this was a heat of the moment type deal, he showed, that he's likely to resort to attempted murder levels of outbursts when pressured.

I mean, certainly this situation would be one of the worst you'd ever encounter if it WAS your wife/mother/daughter. But I really believe that taking a stand as a sports fan against someone like Greg Hardy is about standing up for all women who find themselves in this situation, and caring about people in general,…

How 'bout Tim McVeigh? That was one incident.

Can't wait to see his breast cancer awareness pink jersey. With complimentary eye-black!

Calling Goodell "The NFL's Barney Fife" is some fantastic Baby Boomer smack.

I'm mildly irked he used the "daughtersister/mother/wife" rhetoric to explain why men should be mad about women being abused, but the rest of this was so spot-on, that I'll give him a pass.