Good recommendation. Claire knows her stuff.

YOU’LL GET THEM ANYWAY

I read this with a long a, short i sound.

That’s ok I don’t actually like chewy candy, just anise flavor.

You’re getting all of my black jellybeans at Easter

I was at a distillery over the weekend, they brought out the whole absinthe rig for one of the tables and I thought ‘Ha, amateurs!’.

Pastis 51 for all!

Anise eaters, unite!

That toasted, crumbly, roof-of-your-mouth-ruining toast?

lol I agree with this sentiment

and those are NOT small peppers, oh boy

25 pounds...wow, that...dang

The child is a born psychopath and no amount of political posturing is going to change the fact that he will be a dangerous psychopath unable to function in society for the rest of his life.

I know that was a ton of work, but I am just sitting over here being insanely jealous of all your Hatch chiles. So, so jealous. 

DO NOT SCRAMBLE THE EGG

This may be the quickest I’ve ever scrolled down to hit the ND button. No, just no.

Pretty close to 50/50. That’s about right for a fair price on a car I don’t want. 

I’ve made a different version of this before, and it’s wonderful. Packed with whatever fillings you want — ham, chopped pepperoni, cooked and crumbled sausage, mushrooms, peppers, diced onion (I prefer to sauté them for sweetness, as they don’t cook much in the filling), finely minced pepperoncini, different cheeses...…

I have CarPlay rather than AA but I should try that! I listen to Apple Music or podcasts 95% of the time but I do occasionally switch over to the vehicle’s SXM tuner.

I’m not exactly sure why splitting an avocado in half from top to tail became the way to cut into the fruit (my guess is symmetry)