“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

Raw tomatoes will be “fine”, but good ones will be expensive, particularly this time of year. Canned tomatoes will be much cheaper, easier to use, and typically more flavorful, so I’d call that ingredient a miss.

I’ve had multiple vehicles with cruise control, and I’ve never once used it. Really, how hard is it to drive? Even people who can’t walk can drive, and walking can get fucking exhausting! You’re just sitting in a chair and telling a machine what to do; it’s like saying you refuse to watch TV because you’re simply too…

Jason wrote a book about it.

McDonald’s breakfast game is extremely tight

Fun trivia: ‘butt’ used to refer to the widest part of an animal. On the pig, that’s the shoulder. (Our 12-year-old brains have since re-defined it exclusively to the gluteus.)

This just reminded me of the “how frozen do I freeze it?” commentapocalypse article from the old Deadspin days. Sigh.

I was about to agree with you, then I remembered all the pizza dough I currently have fermenting in my fridge (day 3 now).

Pan fried mashed potatoes for breakfast are a treat.

Now see, I thought you were going to say mustard and chupacabra rub.

I thought she was going to say toothpaste and marmite

Italian BBQ?  I’m down.

Holy crap, I was seeing a really bad IED until I scrolled.

The first one, because it is easy looking and has fewest ingredients, ones that I already have. Pro lazy trick: instead of using half a packet of seasoning, double the recipe and use one pack of seasoning. I didn't buy ramen because I wanted to measure stuff.

I have a ramen recipe to share! It’s not mine, I got it from Pinterest but it’s super easy a HUGE hit in my house:

Every oven is different: there’s hot spots and cold spots, and the majority of home models fall out of perfect calibration pretty quick (don’t ask me why this happens). You did the right thing though: kept and eye on it, and added extra time. One of the most important things I tell people when I’m teaching is that the…

This is GORGEOUS! I am so proud of you- you nailed this! I hope the people you shared it with appreciate all your hard work. 

When the wife is working night shifts, I’m forced to cook for myself frequently. My favorite thing to do is to pour myself a big bowl of Raisin Nut Bran, adding just enough 2% milk so that when the cereal is gone, you’re left with enough milk leftover that you can just pour more cereal into the bowl without having to…

But if you DO have the time, and you can swing it, cooking for yourself really is a healing, meditative experience. Perhaps it’s not nutritionally wise to make a wad of bacon-and-egg pasta, but it certainly helped me SPIRITUALLY, which I’ll go ahead and consider more vital at the moment.

“So, all the way around, we should hold everyone accountable for what’s going on, not just only on the right,”