I remember my days in a newsroom, when the Metro section was routinely late, despite a dedicated, talented team to put it out.
I told the managing editor it was because of one of the Metro editors making late changes, especially to headlines, on pages already approved.
He insisted that didn’t happen that often, and it…

Tongue pretty much in cheek ... ;):

Five awkward money situations involving your children, and how to handle them:

1) When they tell you exactly what they want for Christmas, and you get it for them and mail it to them, and they don’t even acknowledge that they received it, and you wonder if the USPS lost it, until you…

Disband the TSA.
No. Really.
Give a lifetime annuity to anyone who stops a hijacker or terrorist.
Done and done.

Plus, there are a lot — A LOT — of Russians in Michigan.
Just sayin’.

;)

The only way to roll with a 1911.

Was just thinking the same thing, Jeb.
That Apache would stand off and strafe, at worst.
At best, rocket city. :)

That looks like a Colt 1911 .45 ACP.
Great choice for ape killing.
But he better hope that ape ain’t any smarter than the moviemakers.
Because in the time it takes him to cock it manually — the only way it will fire — that ape could twist it out of his hands and shove it where the humanity don’t shine.

I’d add a couple of things:
You can use a string or a straight edge to make sure your tires are aligned after you tighten a chain. It should gently touch all four sidewalls of the two tires on one side.
Lube your cables and keep them properly adjusted.
Learn to change your brake fluid, at least every two years.
Get a…

Here’s some more NoDak advice:
Stay home, snowflake.

Just more proof that the non-transparent New York Times is, literally, the biggest source of fake news in America today.

With Trump in office, the FOIA is suddenly rediscovered.

Wife, hissing to husband, as family looks on:

“This better be an immersion blender, and not another one of your Adam & Eve ideas, buster!”

Gosh, maybe they should not have been completely in the tank for Hillary?
And not only that, but actually, you know, NOT coordinating and clearing their stories with Clinton Inc. and its various straphangers?
Maybe not allowing its DNC employees to send her questions in advance of “debates?”
Gosh, would any of that have…

Is there a list of Alt-Left Mouthpieces that have been banned?

DECEPTICONS, YOU IDIOTS!

CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN, GET ME OPTIMUS PRIME, STAT!

I DO calculate how many hours I have to work to buy something I want or need.

But now it is flipped on its head — is the savings WORTH the time I would burn up hunting for a better price, a cheaper price, or building it myself. Or building it MUCH better myself. Or the fun and satisfaction I would get doing it myself.

My…

Check Journolist 2.
Phone it in.

Uh, no.
Have you ever ridden any distance on sidewalks?
They tend to have other traffic ...
They tend to be rough ...
Cars block them repeatedly ...
Cars are not “expecting” you on a sidewalk ...
Walkers are not “expecting” you on a sidewalk ...
Dogs are not “expecting” you on a sidewalk (and if they are, lookout) ...

There…

Just what you would do — clip that honker on your pack whilst cycling, so it bangs your top bar or ribs in every change of direction or elevation.

Just what you would do — clip that honker on your pack whilst cycling, so it bangs your top bar or ribs in every…