And consumers will get ... a coupon for ESPN3.

Because nothing says “involved citizen” like someone who has not registered to vote yet.
Maybe the judge could fill out the wittle forms for the wittle drones?

And suddenly, Verizon is finding people punching through their caps — but you can’t control it unless you pay $5, or enroll in a higher plan.

My dad was driving UPS trucks before I was born, so when I had to drive him to Michigan from Florida, it was quite entertaining.
UPS trains its drivers in essentially SIPDE, but constantly watching the mirrors, not turning left, things like that.
But what startled me about Dad was he would say “WHOA!” a lot — I learned…

Thank you.
These are jobs lost to Americans, period.
Great. Ford has lots of other jobs here, and will find work for that plant.
But why can’t Americans build small cars in America?
Why not open a brand new plant, with brand new jobs, here?
Why is that so hard for Ford, but not for transplants?

I can think of a…

I think extra mags will be more useful than that pile of hanging files, but that’s just me. :)

You will rule the post-apocalyptic world, my friend.

This is why it is important to take regular breaks on long drives — to “reset” your brain after making hundreds, if not thousands, of small decisions.
On a long drive, a long, leisurely lunch at a nice place might seem like a time-waster compared to the Number 3 Heart Attack in a Sack via drive-thru, but you’ll hit…

A couple of points. I’m a guy who runs down to fumes sometimes, to make good time, especially on my motorcycles, which I know their range almost to the mile:
• A gas stop before you need it will save much more time than a gas stop after you need it.
• Not a bad idea to run a new-to-you non-EFI vehicle literally out of…

One of the main leadership lessons I learned was to slap the floor with both hands when someone or something knocked me down and get right back up and go at them.

Thanks, Capt. James Tiberius Kirk

Another reason to owe money instead of getting money back?
If your identity is stolen, or someone tries to.
Getting it straightened out is a big, big hassle.
Getting it straightened out AND getting your money back is an even BIGGER hassle.
My identity was stolen last year, they were trying to get a refund, but I owed.
So…

Buy trim-fit shirts from Duluth Trading.
Sometimes Lands End has them too.

Nothing fancy, a BMW motorcycle Brembo brake pad business card holder.
Not many people know what it is ...

Geez Louise, get over your bad self!

Real class would have been laughing about it with the coach, playing your guts out, and getting a 3.5 GPA.

But, hey. Prima donnas gotta donna.

My actual experience with Amtrak to Chicago:
Pack a big cooler, because they will be late both ways. As in, two hours one way, one hour the other.
And pray you don’t get the conductor who just got back from a 30-day suspension for being surly.
And then won back pay via his union.
If you thought he was surly and arrogant…

Better yet, schedule your vacation to “run over” one day, like Tuesday instead of Monday.
Then come back Monday, and you’re back early, you’re a hero, and you’re catching up before everyone catches on.
Granted, this will not work for people who must strictly request and get their time off approved ...

Sold out in 12 minutes?

Sold out in 12 minutes?

“ ... so then I ...”

Yeah, when the people who work for you as “public servants” use that language, you find out who is really in charge ...

I’ve been looking all over for a niddle for my bug-out bag.
Where did you guys find one?

I’ve been looking all over for a niddle for my bug-out bag.
Where did you guys find one?