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Tom Warp
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Yes, I’ve heard they even put marshmallows on their beer.
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Yea, it likely takes a half hour to roll it up, then 40 minutes to cook it. I agree “Ain’t nobody got tim for that shit”.
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Peanut butter and Honey is also a great sandwich. Sometimes I will ad some bacon or pepperoni too.
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So, I guess you could call it “flat sushi”, or Flushi”.
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Kanye West? I thought his name was “Kandy Twist”. Guess I wasn’t paying attention all this time.
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My button would deliver Dr. Pepper, and perhaps we need a new drink called “Nurse Awesome Cherry”.
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Tart cherry pie is awesome, please send all your tart cherry pies to me!
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Is that a turbine blade, or are you just happy to see me?
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So, does everybody call him “peaches”?
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I doubt Apple will ever make a car, because I’m sure everyone will call them “road apples”.
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Tell them you are taking a home-dentistry course and you accidentally inhaled all the laughing-gas. Read more

I grilled some watermelon years ago when I saw it on one of Bobby Flays shows on the food network. It was not good, I tried it with some honey, it still was not good. Like anything else, some people will like it and some wont. Peaches, Pears, Apples and other fruit are excellent on the grill. Read more

It’s a good list, but the decade doesn’t end for another year, (12/31/2020-01/01/2021)
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This is good. Never tell a potential attacker “I have a Knife” or “ I have pepper spray”. It probably wont scare them off by telling them you have a knife. Just keep it ready to use if necessary.
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Sadly this is the world we have today. If you can. Get some tennis shoes you can put on when you leave work. ( As a man we can hear a woman walking wearing heels, it’s a loud sound that you ladies may not be aware of because you are used to it) Also keep some baggy pants to put on over your dress and a loose “hoodie” Read more

I’m a man and never thought about it until I became disabled. I was leaving the grocery store walking to my car and saw two guys watching me, I realized that I could no longer defend myself if necessary. I can not even run away and I don’t have the strength to kick them in the balls. I was really afraid for the first Read more

So......maybe women would make Sushi with dill pickles and ice cream?! Read more

They might have been forking.
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They might have been forking.
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The mall is going to accidentally catch on fire and burn down halfway through the renovation.
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