Can’t people just get their food and eat it for 29 minutes, then buy something else and the 30 minute clock would then start again?

Did any tax money go to fund this study that everybody on the planet already knew what the results would be?

I’ve worked in many restaurants, from “greasy-spoon” to upscale, and in all of them we “basted” eggs by putting a lid on them and adding a little water. At home, using oil or butter to “baste” eggs will work very well.

Yes. And getting rid of drive-throughs will likely be opposed by disabled people.

Having been a breakfast cook for about 15 years, I’ve cooked LOTS of eggs. What works for one person may not work best for someone else. For some reason, eggs cooked in a pan do not taste as good as eggs cooked on a griddle. As with most things on life, It’s all about personal preference. Try different methods and see…

There are numerous ways to cook eggs. This method is very good and is called “basted”.

Perhaps with a little tweaking, you can make Banana-peel Jerky.

I think that the definition of the word “food” can change, depending on how drunk a person is.

What? You’re not cooking your eggs in Bacon fat?

Maybe it’s a milk truck transformer.

I heard the town is going to change its name to “Punch-a-lot”.

The fowl kind.

Popcorn Balls are the worst :(

I wonder how it would be if you used mayonnaise instead of oil? One of the best chocolate cakes I’ve had was made with mayo, i suspect it would work for brownies...that and i usually grate up a chocolate bar and add it to the batter;) 

I love the Sledge-o-matic, it’s so easy to clean.

Don’t forget the Garlic!

A “Karate-chop” is the most fun way to split a potato, but it is a little bit messy.

When you throw it, don’t forget to say “This spuds for you!”

Scientists now say that Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct, they evolved into birds. So, if you look at chickens and look at a drawing of a T-Rex, they look very similar. I’m not saying that the T-Rex are now just Chickens, but it’s fun to think they are and that I am eating a T-Rex for lunch.

Go with the second one. And for future consideration, make a casserole out of something that should not ever be a casserole, such as Prime Rib or Beef Wellington.