@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Damn you. Legs in the air sold me on clicking through to the article, as I conveniently forgot that Ms. Phair is 42 year old. Some things cannot be unseen.

@AE -: I'm pretty sure the biggest difference is that the Mustang has 800 pounds on the Corvette. No amount of suspension can fix that problem. Sure, some of that weight might drop with the new aluminum block but there is still going to be a huge difference.

I'm pretty sure forcing someone to teach a woman to drive a stick is banned by the Geneva convention.

@chieficide: When was the last time you heard of someone trying to race an Amazon?

The fastest individual lap time is by a Lincoln Mark VII? They got Schumi driving that thing?

Anyone else think Saab would have a better chance at survival if they just went back to making the 900 Turbo?

In my experience, the road to success has nothing to do with spending over $40k on a tarted up Expedition.

@RamblinReck89: I'm more interested in whether that box in her arms actually contains whiskey.

@iamjames: We get it, you're not a fan of LeMons and you want everyone to know. Heavens forbid that someone try to make an actual profit off of something that they created. Of course I'm sure that renting out the racetracks is completely free, and I bet organizing and running all of these races doesn't take more than…

As far as cheap beers go, you could do much worse than Coors Light. I do agree however that it is not bribe-quality.

Someone named their child Mercedes Charlie Sheen? That's just cruel.

This is giving me serious second thoughts about wanting to move to L.A. I don't know if I can handle the crazies.

I'm so tempted to park on the side of I-57 for the next month and watch for a Focus RS sized transporter, then follow it into Chicago to find the location of this magical warehouse.

Easiest way to fix the cutesy smile in my experience is to gently rear end a few people. Once the bumper starts hanging crooked it takes on a creepy Joker-esque grin.

The one thing that has torn me apart about all of this is that Leno is the ultimate car guy. I think Conan is funnier because I'm under the age of 65, but I can't quite hate on Leno because that's exactly how I would spend my money if I had that much. I just have to wonder what car he still wants to buy that's making…

@kitsuneconundrum: [lmgtfy.com] #daynote

@Jeb_Hoge: This is a brilliant idea. But could the Porsche GT3 transaxle handle that kind of power?

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: You've just given me a brilliant idea for a comparo: P4/5, Ford GT, and Carerra GT. Don't even rank them, just drive them together and get some amazing pictures. Make it happen, C&D/R&T/MT/AB/J.