@bzr: But they can crush beer cans with their double chins. Way more impressive.

@wojo to Ford-Awesome SHO, Great Job!: I think you're confusing the definition of troll with that of someone whose opinion differs from yours.

@spitfire74: With that logic everyone should really just buy Toyota Camrys and give the rest of the money they would have spent to charity. Mr. Glickenhaus obviously has plenty of money to spend, if he wants to give some to a charity I really doubt this car is going to prevent him from doing that.

Your favorite part isn't the 16 year old cheerleaders in horrifyingly ugly sweaters?

Awesome. I just moved into my new apartment at school and my PS3 says the wireless network here is not supported so I can't connect it to the internet. Fan-fucking-tastic.

@Sloop_John_B: Jalopnik is hugely public now? Damn it, I thought this was still underground. Looks like I'm going to have to go somewhere else to feel like I'm part of the cool crowd.

Not all of these drivers are asshats.

@Karl Bellve: And you think that would be an improvement over a GXP?

@briannutter: Technically it's at 5252 rpm but you've got a point there. Torque and horsepower at that engine speed should be equal, so I'm not sure what's wrong with their numbers here.

So we openly bash one of their writers, she defends herself against said bashing, and now Mediaite and Jalopnik are best buds? I'm not sure how I feel about this...

@Mobius: Ohh so THAT'S why they put the exhaust tips so high. No kneepads required!

@ChesterAbadon: My friends once duct taped my brother's Neon as a prank. Some of that gunk never came off. Sure most of you will probably say "it's a Neon, it deserved it", and you would be correct in saying that.

@ab3: Spoiler Alert:

@e30m3: Mercedes had no part in this. And if you're going to complain about it being less of a driver's car then really no one should bother making new cars, all those electronic gizmos like power steering/brakes just numb the experience.

@dragon951: Well you have to pay extra for one of those.

@korvetkeith king of teh horsepowers!: Well...I know the answer...but I don't know if I should say it...

I think it would have worked better visually if it had gone SRX, Sport Wagon, Sedan, and then Coupe, unless we've invented some new kind of space shuttle that gets bigger when it ditches fuel tanks.

They should have thrown out the douchebag wearing the UMiami shirt for good measure.

@BulinWallFall: You may have a point there with the shades. In that case I'll be satisfied with a good old-fashioned public lynching. I'm okay with some of the stupid things that Cubs fans do but I draw the line at wasting beer.

White trash goatee, dirty white t-shirt, cap turned ever so slightly sideways...