@Graverobber: HA!

@Maymar bans bare chassis hoonage: So you can fantasize about hitting it while you fantasize about hitting it...with a sledgehammer.

I've owned four Gran Turismo games and the corkscrew still gets me every time. I'm worried if I ever get a chance to drive there in real life I'll just go through the dirt video game style.

@pres has no shooshting star: You can use it to plug up oil leaks?

@lilwillie prays his 320i stays alive: Parking the Nitro is now my euphemism of choice for that. Example of proper use in conversation:

Sometimes the simplest, most juvenile humor is the best. Congrats sir.

@Alpuñod: I believe the adjective you were looking for there was golden. It's f'n golden.

@tollberg: Upon further inspection they appear to be in the back of a blue truck? I can't tell.

I love the people in the crane that took a full 5 seconds to realize "Wow that might be heading right for us. Yup definitely is. Think we should move?"

Yeah there's really no need for a 5.3L V8 in this car that only puts out 303 hp when GM could stick in the 3.6L DI V6 that makes just as much power with better fuel economy. I'm all for big V8 engines, but when a V6 does it better then it's time to let go.

This is more of a ghetto improvement than a ghetto repair per se, since first gen Neons have this fantastic "feature" where water gets into the covers for the taillights. Entertaining for the drivers behind you, but embarrassing as hell. Take out the offending cover, drill a few holes in the bottom, put it back in,…

I was really hoping he would use the "I'm pregnant" excuse at the end.

@Alfisted: Well then can someone tell me how GM can afford to manufacture Porsche 911 Turbos in this economy?

@blogenfreude: Well it's not like there are going to be any high speed chases in NYC. Put all the cops on segways and they'll still be faster than traffic.

I have a completely unrelated question for the Michigan Jalops in here. Who's member would you have to fellate in order to procure a Michigan license plate that just said 2? Cause I saw that on the road today and nearly killed myself getting a picture of it.

@ancker: Ha, I was on my way down to Chambana when I first discovered that my cruise control only worked up to 85 mph. That was slightly depressing.

@BeerDearthair: Please tell me that the owner of said grocery store company is named Bob.

@Jamezspot: Agreed. I discovered Kongregate a few weeks ago and haven't gotten anything done since. I might just be an achievement whore. I earned all the badges on this game already, but I had to check the walkthrough videos for a few of them. Great and challenging game.

As a student from the relatively poorer high schools in the suburbs who then went on to college at Northwestern and was surrounded by rich kids, I would like to say I fucking hate New Trier. Although I do love their cheerleaders. And me getting a joke that I'm guessing over 95% of the people here don't makes me happy…

@hsuperman: Maybe he just thinks that Statham is good for car movies? Along with ejection seats being good for helicopters, Godzilla being good for Tokyo.....never mind you're right.