It’s 2018. Beating Man U is no longer much of an accomplishment.

United Soccer Marketing keeps adding pretentious English and European sounding nomenclature to everything because that is, overwhelmingly, what American soccer fans want: the cool sophistication of wearing a Kappa track suit an FC Whatever scarf with a coat of arms on it, chattering in impenetrable jargon about how…

On the other hand, in the “could win a fight against a teenager” competition, Babe Ruth (Hell Yes) clearly whups Ottavino (Maybe but he’d fuck up his previous pitching arm) and Samer (No).

“I hope capital successfully conspires against labor.”

walking riposte to all your oh-so-hilarious “Aquaman is lame” jokes

This is why tanking in hope of getting a good pick is such a dumb strategy. The draft is still a crap shoot.

Anybody that listens to Funk Flex deserves to not get a trailer.

UFC is WWE with worse writers.

The Urban Meyer’s Retirement

This is great and all, but anything that ends with the people who hold medical debt getting money is a loss for society, because it keeps them around.

Tu quoque

The thing, violent hooliganism isn’t an intrinsic part of the game, and it’s something that is definitely becoming more extreme over time. The answer is pretty simple, too - the money interests that Billy talks about aren’t opposed to the violence at all, they’re the cause of it. Even more so than American football,…

No, but - hear me out on this one - when a year at Northwestern costs $72,000 and median household income before taxes is $59,000, maybe that should change.

Yeah, fuck him, and anyone else who tries to justify their bad behavior by pleading mental illness. Yeah, maybe he’s telling the truth about depression and addiction, but I know plenty of people with those afflictions, some of whom got way deeper and way more self-destructive than he ever did, and yet managed to do…

In before... way after all the commenters like, “Actually, I never liked him, he always seemed kinda off” yet with a comment history full of memes, tweets, in-jokes, and references to NDGT. He’s a sleeze, but if you somehow knew all along yet didn’t do anything, doesn’t that make you complicit?

If you meet the Buddha, kill him.

If Tesla does this, they are no longer Tesla. They are no longer a technology-driven, mid-luxury car company that wants to change people’s relationships with driving, they are just another sub-brand of a corporate behemoth that cares about moving thousands of generic units one way to get millions of generic dollars…

Only if it’s Ronaldo. If Messi isn’t playing the right way, Billy will blame the game.

When I started having digestive problems I used to keep a notebook of everything I ate and every bowel movement I made. It was actually really helpful in figuring out what was giving me those problems, so don’t knock it.

All of this is proof to me that the law is outdated and needs to be changed. “Verbatim copy” doesn’t mean anything in the digital realm; simply loading this article in a web browser creates numerous copies or parts thereof in RAM, CPU cache, on-disk browser cache, swap files, etc. Not to mention, when you visit a…