R. Kelly is known to have produced pornography featuring minors. R. Kelly is accused of distributing said pornography for profit as well as grooming underage girls into a sex cult and falsifying documents to cover up sex with minors. Definitely sounds closer to Michael Jackson than David Bowie to me.

No. His base will turn out for him no matter what, and he knows that. I have seen memes on Facebook and Twitter that said having a traitor working for Russia as president was preferable to having a Democrat. Trump is ready to sell the country out to a foreign country as long as it helps him stay in power, and his…

The Simpsons made reference to MAD, and more than once.

I could believe that he never read it, but MAD and Alfred E. Neuman were iconic when I was a kid, and I’m younger than he is and from the same part of the country.

David Bowie (and, if we’re being honest, most stars of that era) had sex with underage teenagers that came to his shows with the intention to have sex with him. Michael Jackson groomed pre-teens into long-running abusive relationships. Unless you’re really a reductionist who thinks all sex with someone under 18 is…

Football is accessible. Non-league tickets in the UK are about £5. Premier League tickets are more expensive, but equating “football” with “top-flight leagues” is like complaining that art is inaccessible to most people because buying a Van Gogh will cost you $150 million.

Rockettes > Rockets

$4.7 million less taxes isn’t going to be that much luxury over a lifetime these days. You could squeeze out a passable middle-class lifestyle, I think, but nothing like what you’d be able to do with almost 10 times that much money.

The Champions “League” isn’t actually a league, it’s a tournament like the World Cup, only spread out throughout the Fall-Spring season. Soccer teams are generally involved in several of these kinds of tournaments, which traditionally play their matches midweek, in addition to their regular round-robin leagues on the…

You’re joking, right? It’s all they care about. It’s why Trump still gets articles in the “liberal” news media normalizing his erratic behavior.

It’s going to be a ratio of approximately 15 minutes of cutscenes to 5 minutes of auto battle where you can’t make any interesting decisions anyway.

You were so excited to call someone out for transphobia you forgot Edward Snowden still identifies as a man.

Fucking Giants? I guess the idea of a cross-Bay rivalry doesn’t extend to gay sex.

A few years ago I got a reuseable spray bottle for oil, and since then I haven’t even touched a can. The spray bottle is a bit of a pain to clean sometimes but still way less likely to explode, contain weird additives, and end up in a landfill after it’s empty. Would recommend.

It turns out that Fultz-itis, like Embiid’s gastroenteritis, is contagious.

I’m not sure what’s more impressive - the sheer inanity of this idea, or the fact that you couldn’t even commit to it long enough to finish the article.

I don’t think the article was trying to say that scoring an extra goal meant Barcelona wouldn’t then have won on aggregate if they had scored. It was saying that at 3-0, there were three possible outcomes: the score doesn’t change and it goes to extra time, Barcelona scores a goal and then Liverpool would need two…

Yeah, when Drew was like “In the old days we used MapQuest”, I was like, “Whaat?” Drew’s older than I am and I remember planning road trips entirely by paper. It sucked. You got lost all the time and the highway exit signs stopped making sense as soon as you left the state.

His entire generation of directors see film making only as an excuse to revisit their own memories of going to the movies as children. 

I get that this guy sucks for a lot of reasons, not least of which is that he’s the most generic white-guy politician possible, but the only thing about this that screams asshole is frying liver in a shared kitchen. People do weird shit in college, often for the sole purpose of doing weird shit. Get over it.