And, if I recall, it was Mad that taught me to disrespect Trump.

Why is there even a debate about this? It’s clearly last night. From all the chirping about the Paul injury allegedly costing the Rockets a championship to then lose to a depleted team AT HOME; this loss is franchise-altering. The Rockets are capped out, they have a backcourt making in excess of $80 million/year with…

What is “Nietzshe”? It must be a thing that happened before I was born so there is no possible way for me to be aware of it. I guess it’s a generational thing. Lacking this knowledge makes me cool. lol olds

“Mad is for dorks and other sad losers. All the cool kids, cool like me, read Cracked, and still do, despite the Fake News telling you that it went went out of production in 2007 and was always fucking awful.” ~ The E-MAD-cipation Proclamation, 2019

Mayor Pete seems a ‘Richie Rich’ comic-fan type of guy & not really a ‘Mad Magazine’ one.

As a Rocket-hater, last night was fucking perfection.

Rob Friedman/@PitchingNinja overlaid the scene on top of the Kentucky Derby.

Last year’s loss was excruciating but excusable. They were missing Chris Paul and it was possible to look at 0-27 as some cosmic anomaly. Sometimes, sports is cruel.

He decided to go to Toyota Center to get shots up, nixing Curry’s reservations. The Warriors’ point guard offered to stick to half a court, but Paul wasn’t having it. Curry was kicked off the Toyota Center court.

The best point guard of the 2000s put up 33 in a half tonight, man. There’s no universe where Chris Paul is a better player than Steph Curry. That ship has sailed. 

I hate the warriors with the passion of one thousand suns. But man, shit, it was cool to see them acting like the warriors of a few years ago. I don’t know how to reconcile this other than to make some pizza rolls and have one more coors light and say

The Rockets play a soulless ugly brand of basketball that ought to be even less rewarded than it is. Harden is an elite scorer and Chris Paul is arguably the best Point Guard of the 2000s but good golly gee willikers they make me want to power sand my eyes out with the incessant isos and whining. This is what they’ve…

It should be added that it isn’t really the AFL-CIO’s job to organize. It’s the member unions. The AFL-CIO is a federation of separate unions. It’s like criticizing the Chamber of Commerce for not starting a successful business.

Just like when Democrats fail working class people and are challenged, Union leadership that fails must be challenged.

Contrary to what you think, there are women (and men, i’d assume) who actually ask for dick pics.

A cheater cheats for many reasons, all of those reasons are about them. The calls are coming from inside the house. A woman could be the most beautiful, accomplished companion and a cheater will still cheat on them.

What do you mean, “if”?

Cheaters don’t cheat because they want to trade up. They cheat because they are incapable of maintaining a monogamous relationship. The reasons are different for all kids of cheaters, but none of them has ever said to themselves “Yeah, this is a pretty good thing I have going on, there’s no need to keep looking…

No this take doesn’t look better on Kinja, Keemstar

Can people stop sending dick pics? Just in general? Nobody wants to see your gross little dick. Just stop!