I mean, obvious problem for the Sixers is that they have a second Embiid, but one that could explode at any minute, but if it’s true what they say and he’s trying to get paid that probably won’t happen until next season. However it’s possible that Buts is just generally a dick and makes teams difficult to be on, and…

Hot taek: The only pro sports mascots Philadelphia needs are the Phanatic and Gritty. It would be better to have those two icons work all sports rather than settle for lackluster second-tier characters like this guy or the eagle named after a Decepticon.

Fuck all that crap. There’s exactly one season, and it’s Party Time.

I’m fine with this. A yellow card is a slap on the wrist, and if the ref wanted to be a dick he could have cautioned Gray, and then sent him off for continuing the celebration after the caution. 

The Sixers, however, are not living rent-free at the top of the East.

“The reports are false. We beat him up because we don’t like him, not because we disagree with him.” What fine young men.

Can we get him to try football? He could play in the Bol Bol Bowl.

Favorite vacation destination? Bora Bora

Makes sense. Houston took the Warriors to seven games last year by knowing how they played together and had a boring if effective counter-strategy. Being able to unleash Cousins late in the season means they can easily throw a wrench into other teams’ preparations for the playoffs. It’s an damn expensive wrench, to be…

What are the odds this is being used to cover us a, ah, social dispute?

“You librul media slimeballs don’t get to tell us who we hire!”

How about Crab Rangoon?

UMD Means Death

I don’t even find this hard to believe. The team is going to splash out in a big way when they move to Vegas, and that’ll be some players’ best chance to either get paid or win a ring. So if you’re a mediocre player, you suck up to Gruden now, get a 2-3 year contract with the Raiders after this season, and enjoy the…

This take is so bad it could be a new jack swing single. 

It’s not even about football, that’s what makes this so incredibly hard to understand. Durkin just plain sucks as a coach and hasn’t been around long enough to get credit for being “a part of the institution” (and even Penn State board had the sense to can Paterno), and no parent is going to let this guy recruit their…

If you take the opportunity to shoot Durkin, Evans, and Loh (and maybe any regents you might find), I’ll swear before God and everybody that you couldn’t possibly have done it because we were having a beer at my place.

Accountability and loyalty are things that small people owe big people. Coaches can be held accountable to the NCAA because it’s bigger than they are. Coaches can’t be held accountable to the players, coaches are bigger than players and have more influence at the school.

It’s not about your hilbilly fee-fees, it’s about people weaponizing prejudice against hilbillies to attack others.

It’s almost 2019. If you’re still on Twitter at this point, it’s your own fault.