If Trump had a stroke, how could anyone tell?

Yeah, this is a publicity stunt. Google gets way more hype this way than they would with an orthodox information release strategy.

Because they don’t have a complicated emotional relationship with the other woman/man. Your brain is addicted to the endorphins your unfaithful partner provides so it constructs scenarios where they aren’t at fault, it’s the fault of the person that caused them to cheat.

It’s especially tough because you’re competing against people who got into leadership positions much earlier. Someone who’s been working as an assistant coach and offensive coordinator for a decade has a better shot at being a good coach than someone that just finished playing and is hopping in near the top of the…

First they have to win in expeditions to Latin America.

Given Beckerman’s comments, it seems like she probably does realize, and doesn’t care. 

Hey, they got the average game down to 2 hours 51 last year, give ‘em a break.

Nah. It’s Hunger Games for Democrats, because it’s win or die - if they do not take back the House and Senate this year, they lose in 2020 as well and the party goes back to being irrelevant outside of major cities for another 20 years (if the country lasts that long).

Envy is when you want what someone else have. Jealousy is when something you have is threatened by another’s desires.

BRB crossing out ‘Money’ and writing in ‘Racist fucks trying to profit off of murder they condoned’ in maps and atlases across the country.

Y’all act like this isn’t exactly the point. Kanye drops $85 large on “controversial” album art, and gets ten times that in free outrage publicity. Just tell it like it is, that Kanye West is the world’s biggest fuckboi and calling Pusha T a bitch would be insulting to female dogs.

gorilla war?

Lookit mister bigshot, here, who made it to the middle school level.

He irrelevant

With all this talent, it’ll be really embarrassing when they fail to qualify again in 2022.

You can take the Expos out of Montreal...

Heidegger’s Nazi Party membership is a lot less problematic than philosophy, of which the most charitable interpretation is still that it is not incompatible with Nazism - which I feel ought to be a basic requirement for a philosophy to be taken seriously.

Having worked in retail for far too much of my life, I can say that the antidote to an angry person is most often the question, “What can I do to make this better for you?” Lawyers are afraid the answer is going to be “lots of money” but almost 100% of the time people just want to know that you care and are interested…

Give him an MLS team: the Dubuque-Durango Christiano Ronaldos

There isn’t, but I’m sure prison officials would insist (and not in this case without some satisfaction) that they have to make sure he can’t safely be in general population anywhere before committing taxpayer resources to housing him in solitary for the rest of his life. I’ve got to say, of all of the injustices…