I’m still flabbergasted by their memory rules. 32GB max memory doesn’t qualify as “pro” these days for any workload.

Also Ohio State, Baylor, Penn State, Yale, Columbia, Notre Dame... 

Such a beautiful game.

It’s America, man. You gotta side with the capitalist rentier class against the workers, no matter how much the workers are paid.

My pro tip is to just fucking leave at night. No traffic, the little shits fall asleep sooner or later, and driving at night is great for thinking about life. 

I’m convinced he stayed there as long as he did solely because of the Arsène/Arsenal name similarity. 

The interesting dilemma for me is Blade Runner versus Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. As an adaptation, considered plotwise or thematically, Blade Runner is an abject failure, but if you compare the two works as peers, I think the film stands head and shoulders above the book it’s based on.

Anal doesn’t count, everyone knows this.

Whoever the screener is, he now has one of the best basketball stories to tell of all time. “This one time, I screened a guy so bad he cried and they had to call the police.”

Gee, it’s almost like the paleo, anti-bread/gluten movement was a stupid fad diet with no basis in science whatsoever, who would have thought?

I actually bit the bullet and read The Godfather. It’s terrible. Every change Coppola made to the plot was for the better, including leaving off a bunch of crap for the sequel, and overall the style feels like an unbelievably long USA Today article.

That is, in fact, The Process itself. The whole plan was for Hinkie to grift his way into a long tenure without having to deliver anything but promises that everything is going according to plan as they tank for the nth year running, having traded several years’ draft picks away to for semi-protected picks in 2052 or…

(Which is why slapping an olympic logo on this article to generate clicks and buzz borders on malpractice)

Can we quit it with this European-soccer-tabloid-style “linked with” bullshit? It’s made-up rumors passed out by people for whom made-up rumors are their stock-in-trade. 

Everyone’s a kritić

Chaotic Cardinals Campaign Continues, Coach Canned

I’d play the hell out of this.

You think her replacement is going to be any better? Politics is all about favoritism, and if you’re not going to grant favors to people, they have no reason to support your for majority/minority leader.

How much of this is about wanting exposure and how much is simply about more money?

They have a toxic culture of failure and blame the right way.