Chris Kluwe needs to do a bit on “The following Deadspin staff are frauds” when “Your Website Sucks” comes back.

Agreed. 

In that case he could have at least gone to the Clippers. But yeah, LeBron is pretty obviously planning some kind of media pivot for his post-basketball life.

I think he’s probably telling something close to the truth, though. He wants a ring, but he also wants a chance to rehab and get a big payday when he’s back at peak performance. That means a one year deal, since the only reason most team would grab a guy like Cousins now is that they want to lock him in at “injured,…

Good news for the Sixers, as long as you keeping Trusting the Process.

CDC and FDA both recommend burning your hands for at least 12 seconds. If you’re not sure how to time that properly, sing the Jeopardy! jingle at a fast march tempo 0.768 times.

Yeah! It’s a waste of good pepper!

Blatantly coming off the line is the truth?

Holy shit, was the whole tedious “X is a fraud” routine just a long setup for this punchline? If so, my commendations, very well played.

Todays results: Billy 1 - 0 Haters

Neymar would find a way to fall in zero gravity

It’s about the size of an S9 so it’s basically Android.

Barry knows less about soccer than anyone on this site, including the spambots.

Maybe I’m a philistine but I actually like penalties to end games. Yeah, they take too long, but the crescendo of tension you experience is part of the point. As is the psychological dimension: two teams had 90 minutes to settle the issue with talent and teamwork, and 30 minutes to settle it with endurance, and both…

Neymar is the second-best player in the world

I think it started as a terribly funny joke in the Deadspin slack channel and just kind of snowballed* from there, because if there’s one thing GMG loves to do, it’s beating dead horses.

I wonder if this is in part due to the fact that they skipped the qualifiers, i.e. time that the current configuration could have spent gelling as a squad. That every victor has crapped out of the group stage for the past four cycles might support that hypothesis.

“How do we co-opt this message and rhetoric to keep our jobs instead of doing anything to upset the status quo and/or the president we pretend to loathe.”

2018 in a nutshell.

I think a big factor for this is also urbanization - young families used to be able to afford a small house with a yard that even small children could play in all day with minimal supervision. But as those families increasingly opt (slash have it opted for them by economics) to rent apartments instead, the old…