“The smartest idea they’ve had”

... According to the most insane person on Jalopnik’s payroll.

Why would you put “Fucking” in the title? Is it to only further detract any professionalism from the site or from you?

And who are you to tell people what to do with their cars? The car police?

Keven McAlester you say?

Oh dear lord... is that a 1973 Le Mans underneath all that cladding??!

It’s a pretty bad car. It’s slow, anemic, a bit portly, and it shares common interior bits with the S13.

People who love them are weird.

STFU This is a website about cars, not politics or terrorism.

She died at the age of 56?

Clearly that tea wasn’t working in her favor.

You’re an idiot and fail to understand the difference between perpetual and temporary engagement.

Don’t you think you oughta tell people that the cars in the video aren’t drifting then, and are rather pro-race machines doing a smokeshow?

Drifting is NOT like what you see in that video up above.

No such thing as a 120 Coupe.

Finally, Jason takes some sane pills.

This is more like “Restomod” than “Restored.”

Jesus Christ, I wish I could get paid to write garbage like this.

I always leave my hand on the parking brake when I drive.

Better than resting it on the shifter itself, where I can cause premature wear of the bushings underneath, and better than constantly going back and forth between the wheel and the shifter, like if I was on the track.

Ronda manface is about as hot as a bag of potatoes.

LL Cool J is a bitch compared to Eazy-E.

The Duke, all by itself, turned me off of XBOX for the first two generations of the consoles life.

I now own an XBOX One, and I’m not sure I could go back to PlayStation, albeit I would love some pressure sensitive ABXY buttons on the controller, rather than the archaic ones currently fitted.

That’s just a standard 930 Turbo. This is Blackbird.

In my 27 years on this earth, I’ve known 4 people who have died while behind the wheel of that generation of Cavalier.

Says it all really.