SJW!

Jesus fuck Tavarish you just earned my respect in one small post.

Touche.

There’s an insult we’ve never heard before.

This is what you’re turning Jalopnik into with your drivel.

How big is that lipstick mark you leave on Jason’s ass?

DUDE WHAT KIND OF HIPSTER ARE YOU? FASCIST REPUBLICAN!!

- Jalopnik Staff

Please don’t.

I love me some JT.

Gawker Media as a whole is SJW.

Cause Jason is special. HE DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE EVERY OTHER BOY!!

Actually it’s a trait of something outside of their control, such as enhanced levels of estrogen in the womb/food they eat growing up.

But try not to talk about that shit here. Nobody likes someone who speaks their mind and doesn’t fit in with everyone else...

Whoa pal, don’t defy Jalopnik! You’ll get grayscaled bro. GRAY. SCALED. And then what? Then your opinion won’t matter for shit, that’s what.

Don’t be too advanced now. You might be labeled a traitor!

What’s it like to be SOOOOO Edgy, Jason? Do you go to sleep with a photo of Bernie under your pillow?

You’re happy to see the demise of the sedan over the rise of the SUV/CUV?

And you’re an editor in chief to a car website?

Jesus fuck you’re pathetic. Do you get cucked for fun? What kind of car guy are you?

Holy shitballs.

Did you crash it?

Good one.

“The Volvo wasn’t quiet as quiet as the rest”

The jeans are 700 CAD.

700 CAD.

I need to sit down.

Just like GM, you’ll be booted from this one too.

Excellent track record you’re making for yourself Patrick. I love the new Jalopy Enquirer.

They have more money than you. You’re making a fool of yourself.