This is guaranteed. Mark my words.

Because it's a movie.

There’s no fixing necessary, because there’s no hoping in this either. I’ve been following this section of the market for awhile now. This WILL go up in value.

I do hope for the best. Otherwise I wouldn’t tell a joke.

Just bought one. Can confirm that these will go up in value drastically.

Bidding likely won’t eclipse 25G.

Okay, cool, Arnold.

Jokes —————————









you.

Never have, never will. There’s more than enough people on this chunk of dirt to begin with.

I don’t mind being considered stupid if you don’t mind looking so salty.

The best comedian is one who knows how to make fun of himself. You ever hear that before?

You’re so kind.

And if I die I hope you don’t care either.

Damn man, it’s death. Get over it. It’s the most natural part of life outside of birth itself.

I know I’m in the minority here, but I have to admit....

If a car comes with a drift button, you know there’s something really wrong with the car world.

This is so Golden on so many levels.

+100 points to you good sir.

Sure it is. It’s always a good time to crack a joke.

Everyone dies.

Why? What’s wrong with dying?

Something something butthurt SJW.

All you need to do now is find a way to blame this on Russia.

It’s a shot in the foot. It’s hideous.