I don’t mind being considered stupid if you don’t mind looking so salty.

The best comedian is one who knows how to make fun of himself. You ever hear that before?

You’re so kind.

And if I die I hope you don’t care either.

Damn man, it’s death. Get over it. It’s the most natural part of life outside of birth itself.

I know I’m in the minority here, but I have to admit....

If a car comes with a drift button, you know there’s something really wrong with the car world.

This is so Golden on so many levels.

+100 points to you good sir.

Sure it is. It’s always a good time to crack a joke.

Everyone dies.

Why? What’s wrong with dying?

Something something butthurt SJW.

All you need to do now is find a way to blame this on Russia.

It’s a shot in the foot. It’s hideous.

Shit’s for real tho.

This car is hideous and will go down as being hideous years from now.

Mark. My. Words.

The car in your wallpaper is garbage.

I never asked my mother this. Partly because I liked the ride and looking out the window/feeling the road underneath me and partly because I knew that if I annoyed her she’d slap the shit out of me.

Star Trek Enterprise, is that you?

No. Not for this generation, anyways.

I won't forget about my GT-R as I drive past this stopped on the side of the road, whilst I shift down to pass it at speed.

But what do we do about the subframe issues Tavarish? Surely there must be a way to graft a Suburban subframe to it... surely?!

... into a wall!