Let’s see you do better Collin’s.
Let’s see you do better Orlove.
“Unique.”
“Karma”.
I would get out of the car fists a’blazin.
A completely abandoned Mugen tuned Honda Beat.
It’s literally fucking tragically sad that they’ve made a gif for “this.”
Pre-requisite:
Dude, you’re bringing politics into this... I don’t even fucking live in America, let alone care about Trump.
What they say about American’s really seems to be true, judging from Gawker’s team of commenters and writers.
So why don’t I have a way to hide its posts?
You: “GLUGG GLUGG GLUGG *cough cough* SLURP”
I do.
Jalpnik.
Short for Beatnik/Jalopy.
Meaning, essentially, hipster car website.
So why am I seeing Trump and Nuclear stuff on the main page?
How is that car related?
Yeah, I KNOW I KNOW, if I don’t like it, don’t click on it, right?
Why is this on the Jalopnik main page? Or on the Jalopnik FB page?
Get your own fucking page already.
Stop piggybacking off of everyone else.
www.foxtrotalpha.com is available.
This car looks like a little bitch.
I swear I work with this guy. No joke.
Seriously, when can we stop with the Gulf Livery? Leave it to the GT40’s and the 917’s please. Those are the only places it looks good.
No more.
Please.
Raphael ****
Great article Rapael. These are the articles I still come to Jalopnik for.
“After giving him my standard sob story about how I’ll give the car the love it so desperately craves and that I’m sort of a big deal on the internet,”
I fucking hate you.