Dude, you’re bringing politics into this... I don’t even fucking live in America, let alone care about Trump.

What they say about American’s really seems to be true, judging from Gawker’s team of commenters and writers.

So why don’t I have a way to hide its posts?

You: “GLUGG GLUGG GLUGG *cough cough* SLURP”

I do.

Jalpnik.

Short for Beatnik/Jalopy.

Meaning, essentially, hipster car website.

So why am I seeing Trump and Nuclear stuff on the main page?

How is that car related?

Yeah, I KNOW I KNOW, if I don’t like it, don’t click on it, right?

Why is this on the Jalopnik main page? Or on the Jalopnik FB page?

Get your own fucking page already.

Stop piggybacking off of everyone else.

www.foxtrotalpha.com is available.

This car looks like a little bitch.

I swear I work with this guy. No joke.

Seriously, when can we stop with the Gulf Livery? Leave it to the GT40’s and the 917’s please. Those are the only places it looks good.

No more.

Please.

Raphael ****

Great article Rapael. These are the articles I still come to Jalopnik for.

“After giving him my standard sob story about how I’ll give the car the love it so desperately craves and that I’m sort of a big deal on the internet,”

I fucking hate you.

Dude the last generation of Trans Am sucked monkey balls.

It had a square steering wheel, for God’s sake.

And look at that interior? It looks like it suffered an allergic reaction.

Fucking stunner.

Jesus this is taking idiotic feminism to a whole new level.

*I’d crash that.

You fucked it up for her by opening that door and letting her get in. She got reemed at because of your ineptness. You’ve amazed me at how many fuck ups you consistently make, including the hiring or continued employment of someone who knows little to nothing about cars. I’m sure Nicole did well, but that’s regardless.

When the Hell did I say Halo or Call of Duty? I don’t even play fucking video games.

I’m talking about fresh content - completely fresh content.

Jesus fuck, way to read into things.

Also, you’d think if you were going to illegally park “your” car somewhere, it would be to take some better cropped photos.

You’ll only brush that infotainment control, with your elbow, if you’re driving with your hand on the shifter like a total idiot looking to kill the bushings.

Put your elbow on the center console and keep your hand on the handbrake - it’s a much better place for it anyways.

TL:DR.