Those sideskirts are atrocious, and not indicative at all of the original 993 GT2.

So with some proper aerodynamic aids... can it be reasonable to expect it to reach 300MPH within a mile and a half? If so, that’d be fucking badass.

Mark my words: Donald Trump will win.

And when he does, this proclamation that “America’s Car Production Is Slowly Moving To Mexico” that you’ve made will become redundant.

Opening in Osaka? Damn... the people of Osaka already avoid Nipponbashi like the plague. I’m sure this will only make things worse.

This sweet hexogonal polygonal transforming Viper.

Shame it looks like a melted F150. I’m sure that’ll help it sell.

Just imagine how many dollars they made off of this convo alone.

I bet he didn’t even reply to you. Why would he? You’re just a pleb commenter feeding his pocket.

Yeah of course. You could just skip past my comments.

Successful people, from my experience, are the ones who fight back at a joke with another joke. They don’t mock the person making the joke, or run away in fear. Instead, they face them head on, with an intelligent retort.

Confidence always goes a long way in corporate business.

Not nicely played enough. I got put in the gray, because suggesting everyone has equal rights is akin to crying like a baby.

Sorry to disappoint.

I like how his immediate response to understeer was to continue accelerating, rather than braking.

Pro driving right there.

Yeah but thankfully, I don’t yet smell him, which is kind of a surprise, since you can smell his feet from 3-5kms away.

All I have to do is see him. I won’t even give chase. I’ll just send a text to a group chat.

I swear, if I even smell Graeme, I’ll notify everyone (at least 5 people in Toronto that I know of) that he’s frauded that he’s near me. The rest can go in motion as it most probably will, all on its own.

Well, if he takes someones wallet, and then tries to get a credit card in their name using their SIN, that would be identity theft.

And if he uses a credit card number that his so called “friend” keeps handy to order Pizza’s over and over again, then that would be credit fraud.

You’ve heard a lot, but do you have any…

I fucking love Graeme. The walking epitome of a fraud.

Oh yeah! Graeme! The guy who took my wallet, siphoned gas out of our neighbors truck, stole from another mutual friend of ours, claimed he was a pilot for Hong Kong air, lost control of his Z at high speed without braking before an apex, made excessive false promises to local businesses and would steal from grocery…

Even still, I know of absolutely nobody named Peter.

Also, I live in Toronto.

Well they put me in the grey too. So there’s that. Cowardice is a precious thing. Gawker fucking blows.

Read this Patrick: Jalopnik fucking blows too.