HAHAHAHAHAHA.

You made my morning!

Thanks, and best of luck!

You’re spot on. People don’t assess the market or world events from an objective viewpoint, but rather, become passionate about their subjective viewpoints. These same people take out massive loans without surveying the facts rather than what they’re fed by the media. Whatever - let them take out their loans. You and…

I don’t know who taught these people anything about how to deal with their finances, honestly. Being in debt is never good. The market is volatile - wars are always right around the corner. Being in debt is without a doubt the worst thing anyone could do in their entire life.

Thanks for agreeing with me.

You guys doubted me? ... Ok.

As I said before:

“There’s no “might”. It will (in reference to having a rotary engine).

Buy a shitty car and invest in gold!!

You wouldn’t, but the chances of you (or most people) being approved for 0% is pretty small.

How often do you get $20,000 at 0%? Most people don’t get 0% without amazing credit.

That’s true. You could do that. But the dealership really wouldn’t like you every time you came back for service...

Like a car?

Especially don’t go into debt for something that will only depreciate in value.

There is never a good reason to go in debt if you can avoid it. That’s gotta be the most ridiculous advice I’ve ever heard.

I should add that I was a finance manager at a dealership for a year at the tail end of my years in University, so I’m not just throwing this information out verbatim. Also, never ever opt for that electromagnetic rust proof box - it’ll break after a year and you won’t even know. It’s far better for your car to do the…

People who pay cash are smarter in that they’re not letting the dealership walk all over them. The sad truth is that the dealership is well aware that there is money on top of the sale to be made by financing or leasing a car to a consumer.

The moment a person comes in with the cash, is the moment that the dealership…

They do to those who are in the know.

I hope this is sarcasm.

“It’s only real competition was the Dodge Neon R/T, and who actually wanted one of those things?”

Skip Barber used to teach their new students how to handle the autocross behind the wheel of the Neon R/T ACR Coupe, because it was so damned lightweight and tossable.

Definitely the Cannibalism one. For sure. I would gladly eat another human yearly to be able to become a world class racing driver, win tons of money, and then own any car I want, and drive it like I was made for it.

No question.

What are you talking about? Design a capsule on the fuselage, made out of plexi glass. Design a form fitting bed of cushion, with belts. Make the stance headfirst, lying on stomach. Include room for a parachute, and incorporate a secondary eject button.

Then strap her in for the scariest and most thrilling hour of her…

Maybe so. But just telling them you have a fighter jet at the ready any time you want would surely be more than enough to secure every ounce of interest. How many women do you know who date men who own and fly their own personal private... fighter jet?

Forget private planes or helicopters. Owning a Jetfighter is on a…

I was walking to the bus stop this morning (Yeah, I take public transit. So what? It’s cheap and fast!) and I was dreaming about how cool it would be to tell a potential date “Yeah we could get coffee or go for a ride in my fighter jet.”

The chances of her taking you for a ride later on would be much greater than…