Find a quiet twisty road, and drive. No cell, no rear seat drivers, no electronic aids, no finicky interior gadgets, and no drama. Just drive, drive, drive, and drive some more.

Driving is all I live for, personally. I’d put it ahead of sex any day of the week. As long as I’m behind the wheel, I’m in a perpetual state…

My mom had to put down her cat 3 days ago.

I always hated that cat. EVIL EVIL EVIL beast. Hissing, clawing, biting at everyone except her.

Interestingly enough, I think I may have found a use for the corpse.

Dude, that kid is ludicrously fast. I have literally never ever gone thirthy on a bike. Max, thwenthy.

I wasn’t expecting to make the list.

Yet again, Pussy prevails.

1 hour and 36 minutes to go through LS, LV, and SF in San Andreas.

52 minutes to go through the entire map in GTA V.

And we’re told that GTA V is bigger?

I still get the feeling that San Andreas is bigger - perhaps it wasn’t bigger, and the cars were just slower, so it gave the illusion of being bigger... but at the end…

Yeah, but what’s its ‘Ring time?

I too know what I am talking about. It sounds like a SBC if not an American V8. Furthermore, the sound quality in the video, as mentioned before, is just fine.

... You must be trolling.

The sound quality is exactly as it sounds.

You’re supposed to go throttle, and not let off quickly unless you’re going to brake instantly. Otherwise, the lift off oversteer characteristic is guaranteed.

Low displacement small V8 engine. The headers don’t mean anything when it comes to the sound of the car - like I said, by the time the foot hits the floor, you can’t hear anything besides Turbo anyways.

Trust me. It sounds like a small block Chevy.

Sounds like a small block Chevy until about 3500RPM...

Then it sounds like WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

And if you let off instead of braking, you die.

That is all.

Imagine a Forest Green F40 with the stock wheels refinished in matte gunmetal with this interior.

I’m sorry I forgot to bring tissues.

IT WON’T BE WHAT YOU ARE EXPECTING!!

DID YOU GET WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING THO?!

Especially first and second gen. Get them at 30G while you can.

When I was a kid, I often had a dream where I would go back in time with a Dodge Viper GTS (1999) in gunmetal grey, to the late 1800’s, just before the industrial revolution really took off (Road to Avonlea, Little House on the Prairie time/setting period).

I dreamt that they would all stand in awe, the ladies in…

MANTURIANCANADADIDDATEGATE.

Only 2nd year and above Physics students will understand.