My teachers name was Mr. Tournier.

I’m sorry, if I did anything other than work at work, I’d get fired.

Yeah.

That’s it.

*Opens new private tab*

No, not always. I actually hate it because it is, absolutely, undoubtedly, one of the worst designs to come out in the past 20 years.

Possibly not, but you are the only one who can be blind and simultaneously read Jalopnik.

I can see why it would be hard out there for the Prius, what with it’s new design and all:

I remember when this happened, I was 12 years old, sitting in French class, and my teacher burst into tears announcing it. It was awfully weird to see this large, 350lb+, 6’5 tall man, weeping like a little girl, telling us we could all go home for the rest of the day.

His emotions were real, especially in regards to…

Yeah but I actually practice car design professionally, so...

The F-Type sounds orgasmic.

Correction: Car’s that run rich do this.

My old Skyline did this, as did my old Z. If you run a rich setup all the time though, you risk carbon buildup on the valves. Running rich can provide minimally better acceleration numbers, however, it’s basically redundant in a street car. It does make a cool sound though upon…

Oh. So I imagine it’s a pretty rare car then? Cool. Thanks for the info!

Was it not 217mph?

When the car was introduced, it was widely considered to be one of the most beautiful cars ever made. Sadly, its looks haven’t really aged well - it now looks quite overweight and bulbous, especially in person.

Here’s some pics of an XJ220 I saw a couple years back.

Usually I would just dismiss a response like this to hyperbole or the “tin foil hat” library, but I’m actually very inclined to believe you. I had a reoccurring dream as a child, where in I would wake up with a grey alien standing next to my bed, staring at me, almost like it was staring into my soul. I would be…

Not if I ever get my way...

There’s intrinsic value in the unexpected...

Nothing ever seems to go as planned for you, huh Doug?

This is some legit, Grand Theft Auto level shit.

I honestly think this should be recognized as the greatest video of 2015.