I hadn’t. She’s internationally famous now, so the headline writers need to pick up their game.

WHY doesn’t she drive traffic? Wake up.

It ain’t even about race, dude. They sidelined her because she was a no-penis.

Not the only story, but he’s a MAN, so if you mention that some black chick won something, you’d better mention him.

You really honestly think foreigners don’t speak English, don’t you?

That paragraph started with

This is what your life seems like to me, from your description

Have I told you about my condition?

This is the weirdest humble-brag I’ve ever read, because your life SUCKS.

24 people? Balls flying everywhere.

I’ve never even been to Seattle and I bet this is totally true, just from the look of the place.

I can wear pants anytime. I have to put skirts and stockings on to go out properly though.

You have great friends, and I know you treasure each other.

Referring to getting together “after the duration” works too.

I don’t drink and gifts embarrass me, so I stopped celebrating my own birthday years ago. It was a great idea and I highly recommend it.

Don’t worry. A bunch of flakes is a healthy and nutritious breakfast. Just be sure you have some fruits in there too.

Men say “Hey” after sex because it would sound insensitive to say “Hey, get off my arm.”

Also, “And you four are basically the only Americans in the bar or nightclub, and you strike up a conversation, and you begin drinking together, and getting to know one another” is pretty much everything that’s wrong with Americans.

because he didn’t understand The Boss was being ironic.

I don’t care if I sound like Donald Trump here: man, Hillary is HOT!