Plus, you know, more freaking ham!

Your sandwich looks absolutely delicious, but damn I want that pickle.

The braids are fine, but fishnets under jeans? What, were you hooking your way through college? ( -actually that’s legal where I am, so, good for you.)

The only thing worse than bad writing is the analysis of bad writing.

I think of how many jobs I’ve had we’re I’ve been extremely competent, helpful, friendly, moral and good, and I’ve been squeezed out by useless Old School Tie bastards like this.

Nothing will change the NRA’s stance.

Wow - that opened my eyes. Thank you for that.

Starred for effort

I’m sorry for your pain and I hope this will assuage it.

That makes me so happy, I can’t explain

There’s your brown M&Ms.....

She is a keeper. Put a ring on that NOW.

You have the Taze tea with the P B and J

In the bins next to the salted trail mix. Why is this hard?

He’s been pretty lackluster in his debates against HRC,

Donald Trump, a bewildered, golden-helmeted astronaut

Burnt Sienna - is that a kind of brown?

I hate that you have to explain this when it’s in the original article.

Putin hates homosexuals to the point of death.

I can hear adidas calling their lawyers from here.