The fact that they look at that video and see stellar police work and not a problem, is the problem.

They released the video so we could “get a better understanding of the full incident.”

“Oooo TOES!”

I don’t think she’s used to not getting her way.

I don’t have the time but Vanity Fair’s archives could probably give you a very decent gist

What happened to Gigi was FUCKED UP. Thank god she has security.

Oh man...this isn’t the fun divorce I hoped it would be

they’re always the first size to sell out

As predicted, I am too late. Four years too late.

Yup, this. I had to remind a lot people that my baby was actually mine when I was pregnant. Made this pregnant lady kind of mad. Damn patriarchy.

here’s what i have to say about marion cotillard:

I did like her and don’t care if she slept with Brad but she’s a 9/11 Truther and that’s one of my pet peeves. Sometimes I wish we didn’t know so much about celebrities but I’m addicted to drama that doesn’t affect me.

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

oh completely

Sometimes marriages are just done and it’s not a third party’s fault. Unpopular opinion, I realize.

Obviously I don’t know what caused the breakup of these two, nor do I give a particular fuck.

I mean, fuck poets, right? Their desire for a better world and... fuck it there’s no money in poetry so who cares what poets think, right?

good thing they burned the poem immediately after it was written instead of posting it up on our country’s front door and using it in elementary schools to explain how our country works to EVERYONE who’s ever grown up here... otherwise, it might mean something.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID