The Working Class is there. Totally wrapped in wood is just another way of saying paneling.

I think the most important question here is, who’s going to play her in the movie?

Sometimes I text it fucken because I can’t be bothered apostrophizin’.

I liked the Jamie Foxx joke. It made me think Yeah, where the hell is Jamie Foxx anyway?

Just accept that you’re racist, and that everyone is, and that everyone is a work in progress. That’s what I’ve done. That’s all I can do is mind my own store, really.

I know right WHERE WAS MARGARET CHO

It was a beautiful woman in a pretty dress. They should have applauded anyway.

Dave Chapelle had to give up, because he ran out of rope.

How on earth does someone live to the age of 26 without getting a name?

Rey could be gay. For a start, it rhymes with Rey.

I watched the trailer, and this film is not about Dakota Johnson’s character. This is a REBEL WILSON movie. Dakota Johnson is just furniture in this.

That great prophet died at Christmas time last year. Killed by Death.

There’s a short story there, I swear.

I think it’s what she might be wearing in the article photo. As a tiara, it is definitely lacking.

I bet she’s got a swimming pool in her building, too.

They’re not even jobs. They’re ways to bag a rich husband.

I don’t think this counts because Grace Jones looks good in literally anything, and also in nothing.

It’s a reference to the Velvet Underground’s first album cover, by Andy Warhol. Which is cool, but she’s still an asshole.

Holy shit, I am writing that down for future reference. Ouch!