I guess she has to cover her head with things to hide her disgusting hair.

Oh, come on. It’s how you wear them....

She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker if SJP had grown up rich.

I was given a tiara as a gift at the launch of my first book. I wanted to tell you that so that you know that I have written and published at least one book.

Wait, seriously, the wings carried in a bandolier idea is GENIUS.

My true love and I together would kill the goat, cook it and eat it.

No discussion. You already decided what the answer was.

This will not stand. Rowing and kayaking are two things that New Zealand do very well at an Olympic level, and they WILL be safe.

Faulkner? oh right he’s one of those “stream of consciousness” writers, or as it’s more commonly known, drunk writing

Is that Capote? Shame on you.

Grammatically that’s fine: morally and as a piece of journalism, it’s unsupportable.

As I was reading it, I kept thinking Oh my God, this is stuffed. Oh, another paragraph of stuffing. Look at this, he pulled 3 paragraphs of taffy out of this one sentence. And still there’s NOTHING about any of the victims.

I saw that too. Won’t somebody think of the pregnant children!...

I ordered a bullet proof vest made out of unobtanium. It hasn’t arrived yet.

...fewer people.

This, this and THIS, all day long. Thank you, 210degrees!

So I guess my question is: have you considered moving abroad?

Sometimes people reply to agree with you, and to contribute to the greater conversation.

it’s easier for foreigners to get action

The woman with him is doing that weird Demi Moore thing with her face, and I’m not sure it’s working.