“But things like that happen when you go home with people.”

You are not in the historical minority for thinking this way. Jane Austen says hi.

The think tipping is keeping all of America down, but there is no valid justification for stealing anything, ever.

There are lots of stories of sexual molestation in this thread, but the writer of the original article gives no evidence of sexual abuse. Why the ooh-he-touched-me witch hunt?

Cool your jets. They were married.

Your piano teacher put his hand on your armpit while he was teaching you how to play the piano. And you decided not to ruin his life for this. I commend you.

I was just cheer-leading. And referencing Elvis Costello.

I have a sleazy guy friend that would probably get along with these guys, but he never talks about the girls he fucks- he just fucks them, and (I assume) enjoys it.

Let ‘em fuck, let ‘em fuck, let ‘em all fuck, say I. They’re young and hot. Hook into it, kids.

Everybody raves about the bubblegum line, but the rest of They Live is a brilliant piece of cinema.

Are you mental? is still one of my favourite lines.

You chose walking over a car? I’d f—k you.

Fewer creepers, please. Unless you mean the creepers will become amputees. Then they would be less creepers.

because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles at top volume.

Yeah, I’ve never really had this problem. I guess I’ve just always treated men like human beings instead of fucking with their heads.

Looks like she got it in the ear. I guess she never had it in the ear before.

I thought of John Cusack too. Floating in a swimming pool...

Really?

Are the Jets back there?

I don’t like the expression commit suicide as it has allusions of “sin”. I prefer the term complete suicide. This is purely my own personal linguistic preference, ever since I heard about it.