You mean you will see if you can land a punch. God damn I wish I could go.

One of my favourite pieces of dialogue ever...

(my friend did it and she wound up in a gown for the market)

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do, you know what I’m sayin?

I think the term for those in prison is a shiv. But hell, whatever works.

I’m a poet, and and I bet I say “poet”and “poem” wrong. Because I’m, you know, furrin.

Oh honey, no. “White chocolate” is not real chocolate.

I have to admit that I often co-ordinate what I’m eating and drinking to what I’m wearing, but the onus is definitely on me to get it right.

I’m going back for Secretary James Spader. He’d have me eating out of his hand.

The pig was in a house. The pig was in a human being’s house - and it looked like a tidy house with nice things in it - and the pig was eating a watermelon. I just can’t.

I say, count your blessings. A girl friend told me once that her mother died when she was fifteen, and her dad married another woman a month later. There are no laws around bereavement. Till death parts you, that’s the contract - after that, you’re free.

do I have to have stevia

If you want to be personally offended at the word gypsy, go ahead. Officially, it’s not offensive. If you think it should be offensive, change it.

I don’t think so. Of all the online dictionaries I looked at, none even referred to the word gypsy as offensive or even as slang. The other fashion reference would be the old rhyme

I think Amy Adams may actually be swallowing her own vomit in this picture.

Just because someone’s age is legally unknown does not mean anyone can decide what it was historically for their own purposes.

No, David Lynch actually did that in one of his early films, and he’s still revered.

Yeah, Stephen Frears, that disgusting monster, amirite? ?

Ha ha bending over backwards I see what you did there.

I just want to know who Holly Hunter and Jeremy Irons are playing. That’s really all I want to know.