David Tracey buys those bumper stickers in bulk!

I like your friend.

Vet here. I do not agree with anything that douche canoe said.

Any coal-rolling diesel. The official car of the guy who threatens their neighbors with their assault and battery record because they got reported for blasting Toby Keith at 3AM.

Yep. Penske is good for big moves.

Might be late now, but shopping around for box trucks is a good idea.

Did you not read to the end of the article, or see the lead photo?

I’ve lived in Iowa for about 10 years now and unfortunately this is 0% surprising.

standard full-size bed

Should he not put the engine in free spin?

I’m going with Quiznos weird mascot because everyone would be to freaked out to get in the ring with it.

Yeah well it’s like $80k so meh.

I’m always very honest with how much I spend on my projects. I always do a cost roll-up, and in all of my posts, I link back to articles showing all the parts and sweat I had to put into getting the vehicles into the shape they’re in.

You guys are jumping on DT while leaving out (disingenuously?) a major portion of his project write ups.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

Still in denial that he is gone, still too soon.  I have a sad.  Putting on YYZ for some recovery time.

Obligatory.

I can only imagine the steering wheel drum solos these cars have experienced. R.I.P.