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6/27/21

One of my trucks has this feature where you can roll the windows up and down even with the key off. I really like it, even though it uses a funny crank thing instead of a button.

6/27/21

Not to self: Never tell Darling Wife about Dog Mode.

6/27/21

You could also call it the vagina ventilator or the crotch cooler.

6/26/21

THIS!!!

6/26/21

Get ready to take that yard-shit!

6/25/21

I love the Changli updates because I have never seen someone so enamored with a machine as you are with it. The pure joy on display here is delightful.

6/18/21

If the Chicago area hot dog joint doesn’t have “the poster” (you know which one I’m talking about) it ain’t shit.

6/17/21

I lied, I guess they do often have tomato on them. My only excuse is that I haven’t actually HAD a Chicago dog in awhile. But there are also the “depression dogs” with only mustard, onions, plain relish and sport peppers.

6/17/21

I had to laugh, I read this and immediately thought of Costco. Their pizza (and really everything else food related they sell) is bomb diggity and I will die on that hill.

6/16/21

I think we all know who the true Sausage King of Chicago is.

6/16/21

I’d seen decent food trucks near Lowe’s as well. And hey, Costco hot dogs are still a big thing!

6/15/21

Whenever I get soft serve ice cream from a fast food joint, I always share with my dog, Cap, who eats and bites straight off the same cone. He licks my face, so what the hell?

6/15/21

Whenever I dump frozen fries out onto a baking sheet, I eat a few of them while they’re still frozen and mostly hard. Hell, I did this with a certain brand of sweet potato fries and found out that I liked them better frozen than fully cooked.

6/15/21

My water bottles only get washed when they get visibly crusty.

6/15/21

“Rinsing” the coffee pot = “washing” the coffee pot.

6/15/21

Sometimes when I have a bag of chips with some sort of seasoning dust that only I have access to, I’ll roll my whole hand around in the bag to get it as season-y as possible before sucking it off my fingers. I’m aware I’m a fucking monster, but frito-lay needs to literally just make like a giant brick of seasoning…

6/14/21

Is there an HGTV host less likable than Allison Victoria? She’s very self-impressed, likes to denigrate others, and isn’t all that creative.

6/14/21

In the throes of pandemic winter I did start watching Rock the Block 2 and Alison is a menace. I’m still mad she won the master bedroom.

6/11/21

Do you mean a pinstripes?

6/11/21

Always wondered if I’d fit on a grom